Long story short: I’m the fat kid from middle school who survived. Now, I have a mic, a spotlight, so much confidence, and a plethora of stories to tell. I’m here to talk about it all: my size, the fact that I’m still fat after I lost 200 pounds, dating in my 40’s, living with my mom, teaching your savage children, and how my body is betraying me in perimenopause. All I want to do is make jokes about how I am determined to survive each day and make fun of it in the process.